ma fav quotes from SWA

Mother-of-Patrick Dempsey:Excuse me.In my entire life...I have never met anyone
so manipulative, so deceitful!And I'm in politics!

Melanie:I'm just trying to be honest.

MOPD:I will not allow the future President of the United States...to be dumped atthe altar by some psycho Daisy Mae!You go after him,you little bitch!

Melanie's Mom:Wait just a minute, missy.Uh, there... there's no need for name-callin', now. Now, she spoke her piece,and that's all there is to it.

MOPD:Oh, go back to your double-wide and fry something.

Melanie punches MOPD in her face.    
                   
Melanie:Nobody talks to my mama like that!

another one.

Jake:Nice dress. Where's your husband?

Melanie:I'm lookin' at him. Apparently, you and I are still hitched.

Jake:Is that right?

Melanie:Why didn't you tell me you came to New York?

Jake:I needed to make somethin' of myself.

Melanie:About done?

Jake:What is it about you Southern girls? You can't make the right decisions
'til you tried all the wrong ones? *epic*

Melanie:At least I fight for what I want.

Jake:Oh, what do you want, Melanie?I don't even think you know.

Melanie:You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake,...and I want you to be the last

Jake:Maybe you and I had our chance.

Melanie:Fine!Have it your way,you stubborn ass!

Jake:Whatcha want to be married to me for, anyhow?

Melanie:So I can kiss you any time I want.

okay. so the last part tu kinda didnt fit the logic. but makes perfect sense if uspend ur whole time together before marriage restraining urselves from each other. long story short. epic dialogue is epic. southern dialect? nice